A lot of China pilots use falsified resume wor....
Hey, if we go through with the nuclear power plants, we will surely glow in the dark.. After all, the company which will win the tender will be the most expensive and yet charge us a bomb for the power and also use the cheapest labour to build it and run it... So if a China man comes with a Harvard Phd in nuclear physics, we gotta be careful liao.... It is just like SBS and SMRT who hire bus captains (the drivers lah) who can barely speak English well enough to communicate with the passengers... So if something happens and a complex series of instructions in English is issued to alleviate and impending leak of nuclear radiation... Mr. False resume will most probably not be up to the par... Man we are really gonna glow in the dark.
Actually it is also better lah... we glow and we will not use money on power... hehehehe....
But seriously folks, it is always the case of trying to be something you are not. You or your frens or a 100 other people may get away with it, but one day, in the end, someone will get caught and the whole stack of cards will fall. It is like people who see themselves are car gods or race gods and vrooommmm down the street and veer in and out of lanes... They will one day get into trouble and they will have to bear the consequences. If you do not know what you are doing, you better not pretend to know lor...
So take the scenario of the falsified resumes..."Er.. Mr. X... Have you flown a wide body aircraft before?"
"Yea.... If a bus is a wide body aircraft".....
"Hmmmm... I hope he was joking"..."but his resume puts that he has"..."Ok Mr. X... welcome to the YYYAir Company"
Then on the first day of training.... Mr X goes "Dang... this thing is BIG!!!" "Hmmm lets see... where is the gear stick ah???" (The other pilot will also be going..."I hope he is joking") But history has proven that being a pilot does not need any qualification... Look at the character that Leo De Caprio palyed in "Catch me if you can"... The guy was self taught..... Dang.... we are gonna glow in the dark....,.

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