2 children in the house?

Well, guess what happy readers? I have 2 children in the house... Huh??? One is Tina (we have called her that because Christina is just a bit long) and the other is the Energizer Rabbit.... Tina is handfull... She was just above 2.4kg last week and we were worried about her jaundice, but she has been a perfect monster this past week... Especially at night because she will be hungry almost every hour and crying almost all the way through, driving me and wifey raggard.... If you see two zombies... please do not call Laura Croft... its just us..

But she has grown to 2.8kg...(no wonder I have been having back pains... I thought I was getting old) and her jaundice is better now... But then she is still a monster in terms of if you think of the sister of Freddy Kruger of Nightmare on Elmstreet, the Mistress of Jason from Friday the 13th, the Daughter of the girl from Exorcist, the bride of Frankenstien, the Biatch of Satan, Tina will come close... We are expecting her to grow fangs soon because she does not want to sleep in night time and will stay awake only to sleep when the sun rises... (it rises at 4am here) But don wori... I have asked for gripe water, holy water and sleeping pills to be sent.... Something will work out I guess... hee heee....

As for my other child... it is the Energizer Rabbit... Unfortunately her mind is slipping faster than I imagined or hoped for. Why do I say this? I was just telling and complaining about Tine to her the other day and guess what she said? "Who asked you to have children?" WTF!!! At least if she said... "poor thing.. I hope that everything is ok.. or don wori... it will be ok"... I am happy. But on her saying what she said... it just confirms that her mind is not working..

And guess what sports fans.... just 2 weeks or maybe 3 weeks ago, she left my front door unlocked... She locked the gate... thank god, but the wooden door to my house was unlocked and opened... Luckily my brother-in-law went to have a look and found out. So now.. Just last night, she came back from mahjong to my sis's place and she forgot to lock the gate. This morning, the postman came and the dog went out and bit him...

I will have to now spend money getting a maid for her to ensure that she is ok and so on because it seems like she will become more of a hazzard to herself than to others... What happens if she goes out and forgets how to come home? Or who she is or where she stays? I have already made myseld ready for this and am prepared to send her to a home for rest and perhaps to be secure, but then it will take the whole family to make this decision and step.

Well sport fans... that is my life I guess... What will the gahmen do for me? Nothing whatsoever. Will she get some help because she helped the country to raise 2 good children... ?? I do not think so... But instead of asking, I do not care anymore... for me... it is just a place I call home... anything else is just a side story... She does not have any CPF... will she get any pension? Tough luck man... But of course, you will see people like Gong Li and Jet Li having a lot of breaks and so on from the gahmen... they bring money mah.... We as citizens do not count... We are a meritocratic society... We do not merit anything if we do not contribute.