Interesting news with a twist

I read on the news today a British guy who wants to sell his wife because she nags too much.... Hmmmmmm.... true hor.. why jus kill the b*tch and dump the body... ??? Might as well make some money and get rid of a headache... But of course it depends on how babilicious your wife looks like. If she looks like Pamela Anderson..(oooohhh Pammy) and just nags... I am sure that many people will willingly pay you for her. Just wear ear plugs when she nags lor.

But if she is fat and ugly and naggy... Brother... you gotta pay me to take her off your hands man.... in which case... you are better off just doing what you initially should have done...

But seriously it brings to question how come we have so many problems when or after we are married?? Did the warning signs not come up when you were dating? Or were you so drugged by love that you did not see it....(which brings to mind the saying... Love is blind)... but seriously though I am one who feels that once married, we must try to stick together through thick and thin. She is the thick one with the every growing waist and you are the thin one with the patience growing thin.... hahahahahahahaha

The other piece of news was that N. Korea will be launching its missile... ahem... I mean rocket for satelite soon... And it may fall into Akita prefecture in Japan. So that sorta caused some panic with the Energizer Rabbit.. (hmmm not bad... her mind still remembers that wifey is from Akita and is working enough to know that wifey will go back.... not baaaaadddd... hey wait.... jus like playing mahjong like dat leh... can bluff leh.... purposely read something that can be a conversation topic and bring it up and make me think she is not crazy or stupid.... well done little rabbit... nearly bluffed the master here.....)But seriously... It does not matter what the crazy Kim throws into the sky... It will be really difficult for the missile or rocket or what to actually come in anywhere near my in-law's place... Even if he lobs a nuke... so what?? Tough luck lor.... Not being cold lah... wori so much oso jus a waste of brain cells like I said before.

Even if wifey is back in her hometown and Kim lobs and nuke and oooppsss... it hit near enough to my in-laws... the first thing I will do is to go and buy 4d.... then after that book a flight to claim my rightful estate....oooppsss... I mean be a bereaved husband and father and collect the glowing remains of my loved ones... hehehehehe...Hmmmmm maybe I can sell the iradiated sand back to uncle Kim too.... save money mah......

But seriously though... life is really to short... So worry so much oso no damn use...

Everyone... Peace and take care ok???