What's your fortune for this year??

My Fengshui master said that I will have great luck this year... I think it is and will be all used up on my baby. Christina.... I think it will be a girl and also because the doctor cannot find a "dick" and so supposes that it will be a girl, will be born into a time where there is great discontent and also great economic problems. For that, I am really quite sorry. But then if not now, then when??

Instead of blaming all and sundry for the plight that we are in, I would say that after such dizzying heights of profits and gains... some how some where, we gotta plunge down again. But then who gives a sh*t.... At least I have a job and my baby is coming... And that is all that I worry about.

Actually that brings me to another interesting side flip of the story... My fengshui master keeps telling me to be careful of romance... Uuhhhhhh bro.... romance happens all the time... but then the big thing is that at this bad economic times.... I will not be too interested in getting romanced... That is why my wife is so secure with me, because I am a cheap bastard.... Everything I do now... I look at the cost and so on.... Yeah.... having romance does not equal to money... but then the thing is, to bring someone out for a meal DOES require money...

However, I will proudly proclaim that I do have a strange liking for N... she knows who she is lah... so I will not tell you who she is.... hahahaha... and for those who are in my inner circle... I will tell you next time we meet lah.... Anyway... she is really sexy and beautiful and I think that that is where the trouble begins... but gentle reader... do not worry... I am not that type of guy... I love my wife and my future baby and will not do anything to put that in jeapordy... And oh yea.... I have been the sufferer of a bite in the asse before... meaning to say that long long long long long time ago... I met this lady in Aus and we had a one nighter and she told me that we were adults and that it was only for one night... But the next day she started to demand that I go to her place for dinners and so on and it freaked me out.... So now... No more such things!!!! Even if the lady swears herself blind and says that she is not gonna call me after we do the diry.... I will not believe her... Once bitten twice shy.... Well... bite me once and that is enough... hahahahahaha

But actually I am just being cautious and also perhaps trying to be smart... I had an opportunity once to get a high school girl in Japan.... oooooohhh yeeessssss babes.... the wet dreams of most guys.... She was really into me and we went out for movies and meals... And nooooooo!!! I did not even lay a finger on her.... But then she turned "Fatal Instinct" on me and did a stalker number on me.... I decided to call it off because she was getting a bit too chummy and when we went out.. she wanted me to hold her and so on.... Nooooo she was not an ugly short or fat girl... she was in fact petite and very cute... (Trust me lah... if not cute... she would not even have been able to get me to ask her out... hahahahaha).. anyway... She called my workplace....many many many many times.... She called my home number... many many many many times..... and she called my handphone even more times.... I think that cuckoo had my numbers on speed dial and was just going "hmmm which number should I call now.... peeeeeeppppp"... and the hundredth time she called.... Hmmmmmm maybe I should have just answered each one and each connection would have been charged and she would have been asked to pay a fortune... Well luckily I lived thru that episode and never again will I trust women... sori hor... but like I said.... once bitten... twice shy.... get me a third time and I better go and die....

But it also depends on the guy's brain I guess.... for me I have everything I want.... I do not need sex.... I will be forty this year.... sex to me means having and ICU chamber... oxygen.... heart defib and so on ready and on standby.... and if it were N.... I think surely... with such a hot chick.... I better get ready my death suit and so on.... Such a shock will surely kill me... hey... at least I will go with a SMILE.... on my face....

But seriously... I look at things and always ask myself what do I want from this? If it is something that is not really wise... I will not do it...

But there are guys who do the most stupid of things.... In the lancer forum... there was this really pretty girl who was spotted driving a Lancer... and some guys said she was parking at her boyfren's place for the night.... But still a few of the guys went to look for her.... uuuhhhhh pretty girl never see before ah??? Man... get a life.... even if you catch a glimpse of her... it will not be nude... it will not be that she will turn around and decide that you are the one in her life... and she is going to stay with her boyfren... while losers hang outside... waiting.... Man... get a life.... the maturity level of Sg guys is sometimes really shocking....

Anyway... seriously.... I told my fengshui master not to worry... I am using the best tai chi techniques to keep my romances in check.... but.... hmmmmmm.... I got a problem there.... I tried to tai chi my ex when we first started and she became my ex....... oooooooohhhhhh shitssssss....... hmmmm.... better get my wife to come to Sg with my child soon man.... end of year.... wow... it will be fast.....

But then... I will be starting to travel again from tomorrow.... So I will be safer.... hahahahahahahahaha... Byess for nowsssss.....