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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

CNY came and went

This was a strange Lunar New Year. Never in my life have I seen a more quiet year of celebrations. The roads were more or less empty, the temples were too. Usually there would be a lot of people walking up and down the blocks to visit their friends or relatives, but I did not see many of them. The number of people at the temples were down by almost half and the offerings they give to be burnt was also a small fraction of previous years. What has the world come to? Is it doom? Is it gloom?? Well seriously, the doom and the gloom is upon us. I have been screaming that for the past donkey years.

But strangely enough, there is always a silver lining in a storm cloud and for me, the cloud is actually the birth of my baby. I am looking forward to it. Excited?? Yea, I guess so. But then I was just telling my ex that I am really also not too excited about bringing "little moo moo" into this world. Especially not at this time. The weather is crazy, the economy is bad and also my little energizer rabbit is indeed getting worse. She of course still refuses to listen or to accept my words of advice. Her tunnel vision is also getting pretty bad and of course her need to show face is still as bad. So what else has changed?? I do not know, but I do feel that she is slipping ever so slowly and so deeply into the abyss of Alzheimer's Dementia... and in so doing, is actually pulling us all into the deep hole of depression. We cannot help her, but we cannot be angry. We pity her, but then in a way, it is also her own doing. So that is where the depression comes in.

Then of course, little moo moo will need to be looked after and yet the big problem is that if I push too hard to have my eldest aunt look after moo moo, (for those of you who are still wondering who or what the hell "little moo moo" is... it is my kid lah) And I still do not know if the moo moo has horns or udders.... Well, that is the fun of things I guess.

But back to little moo moo. Udders or horns aside, it will need someone to look after it when my wife is doing the housework and cooking. Of course energizer rabbit can come and do the job, but if that were the case, little moo moo will be lost to the dark side forever. The problem being that energizer rabbit cannot be trusted to make a good decision. Making a decision is already a hard job for her. Just take the example of my second nephew Julian, he wants to sleep with her. But she will not ensure that Julian sleeps promptly at 11 or before. She does not realize that he has school the next day and does not want to be the bad guy. So it is the same with moo moo. And the big problem is that she does things without really thinking too. Just do it... and sometimes in doing it screws it up too.... That is why my private fear is that one day she will go to my front door, want to go downstairs, but not take the lift... After all, going down by lift or by jumping is still the same mah.... Man I tell you, the life I have at home is really not good.

Anyway... back to CNY. I guess like the hungry ghosts who visited me, they must have visited almost everyone. It is only a few idiotics ding dongs who still think that they are having a great year. Most of us smart ones want to hunker down and hope that when the sky falls, the shit does not hit us. There was another guy who wrote on a forum asking how much bonus others received and he was really literally blown off the map.... In times, when times are bad... we gotta keep quiet lah... Imagine... it will also attract unwanted attention hor...If people know that you got a bonus when other either lost their jobs and or took a pay cut... So those who lost out will be your very very good frens man.....

And talking about Ding Dongs... what's this about the stupid nude couple in Holland V? nothing else better to do is it??? Some more if they had great bods and great looks, I would think most people do not mind, but looking at the pics on the news, they were pretty normal looking people.... Want to show off also don do it here lah... we already have enough show off liao lah. Some more with the prudish laws in Sillypore.... they will be arrested and when they are in the slammer... they will be very well accepted by their fellow in-mates man.... heheheheheh

Well gotta go for now... be nice and be good.

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