Life is strange

You know..... in Sillypore, people do not care or bother about other people.... They only care about themselves.... But the big problem is that if they do not care about others.... how can they ask others to care about them..... Case in point... this morning, I was on my way to work.... I was near my workplace.... and there was a zebra crossing.... There were 2 ladies who were taking forever to cross the crossing.... It is a single lane road... U do not need 3 minutes to cross it....!!! But they were chatting and not caring about others and so I gave them a short beep on my horn.... My horn is kinda weak tho I drive a wonderful car.... Maybe I should change to those big asse air horns that will scare the 7 spirits from a person's body and jus give them a blast. Instead of hurrying up... they jus stared at me.... Wah liao eh... u own the road is it? Just like the other time also, a young lady was crossing a traffic crossing... the light was blinking... and she was talking on her handphone... so I gave her a beep and she has the balls.... ooopppsss.... ladies do not have balls.... to ask..."What??? Not red yet what!!??" If I were to run her down there and then.... can I ask "What???!!!! Green liao mah!!??" Give and take lah..... you do not want people to abise your kindness.. then don abuse others lah shit for brains....... If it were a guy... I'd probably inch closer and see if I can bump him.... no loss to me mah....

But seriously..... I am an ABCD....... don know wat it is??? No... it is not like the typical ABC... which stands for American Born Chinese... who speak which the strange American accent..... I am an Ah Beng Car Driver.... hahahahahahahahaha..... Having an evo... I turn it to look like a Lancer... and now with a big ass and one of the loudest aftermarket exhaust systems.... It is so Beng..... hahahahahahahahaha

But I try not to be an Ah Beng.... To be truthfull.... I have nothing against them..... I have been living continuously for over 10 yrs.... in Aus and in Japan... and yet I come back and speak all my lahs and all my singlish.... I hate people speaking with a fake accent..... I prefer to be normal, speak normal and live normally..... But then it will kill me if my children were to live here and speak with singlish..... It will break my heart... after all, they are half Japanese and imagine them speaking lah here lah there..... Aiyoooooo

Anyway.... Just a warning to those out there hor.... if you do not cross your road fast fast... and if you see and Ah Beng'ed out Evo black colour... u better vocer your ears.... If I get pissed off enough... I will add an air horn and blast you off man......


Peace and cheers out