Damn tired man

This is a pic of my "it" (since I do not know if it is a boy or girl yet) taken 2 weeks ago while I was in Zurich..... It was now 1.1cm and still growing.... It is miraculous that it grew almost twice its size in a week because the week before, it was only 3.7mm.... Dats really bloody small man..... I even have prostate stones bigger den dat man..... hehehehe.... gud idea.... if my wife bitches that we men do not know how it feels like to be pregnant.... I can say..... I do.... I had a stone about 1cm in my bloody prostate..... I will not say gonads because I am not ever sure where the bloody hell those are but I think they are in the same place....And if she complaims that we do not know how painful it is to give birth.... I can also say.... I do.... I jus pee'd out a stone the size of Mt Fuji before I went to Japan in Sep.




As you can see..... its not a small piece of thingy man... and it came out of the pee-hole..... (Sorry to be crude hor...please don censor me hor....ooops I mean censure)

Anyway, seriously though, a guy will never know how it feels to have a kid... but nowadays... many fathers are taking more effort in helping the wife to look after the kid..... They used to be running away with the excuse of having to work, but now, they are actually staying at home to help..... For me.... I will be buying a NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) suit..... Imagine when the baby poops and you are faced with a chemical or biological disaster!!!! Help you wife change the diaper, wipe the butt of YOUR kid, talcum powder it and then replace the diaper without gagging or throwing up and looking green... Your wife does it mahh.... We are just pussies and so will do it within the comfort of an NBC suit..... hehehehehe....

In Japan there are actually paper masks that have inserts that you can insert pads with scent infused.....ooooohhhh.... idea.... no need NBC suit lah.... hahahaha...


Anyway, now it is a great guess as to whether my child will be a boy or a girl.... For me it is the same any and either way..... as long as it does not come out as a boy/girl or girl/boy..... Or worse still.... a boy who thinks he is a girl or a girl who thinks he is a boy...... But then seriously speaking, we cannot control what we have any also have to accept what we get.... So I am prepared lah.... I came across this add on the internet.... it was about how a baby girl was born and the father promised to love her and take care of her for life.... I think that it is some sort of add for teen pregnancy... but the story goes that the girl grew up... got pregnant and the father was about to bash the shit out of her when he remembered his promise and so on and stopped..... Well.... what can I say.... We cannot choose our children as much as children cannot choose their parents.... So when you are strapped with your own version of my energizer rabit.... you may want to bash the shit out of the rabbit, but no choice lah... just let them be lah.....

Just like dis weekend on Sat... I brought the energizer out.... we had a good talk.... She said... "If I have cancer... I do not want anymore treatment...(phhffft!! yea right.... !!!) But then if you start to think about it.... if she really doesn't care anymore, then why the hell is she still seeing the stupid geriatric dr every month or so.... has liver test... blood test and all the blah and keeps moaning about it? If you don wanna have treatment, den don go for the tests lah.... haiyoooo.... waste money only..... brains don know growing where man..... say one thing... do another and so on...

Anyway..... cool down cool down.... if not then my child will really come out and have a really aggro'd dad man.... hehehehehe

Cheers and peace out!!!