Back from a hard break

Hi Ho!!! I am back..... Did you miss me? Well it does not really matter as the inscription already says.... These are the ramblings of an old and tired man.

I was in Japan for the last 3 weeks. Both for work and also a bit of R&R. But then when in Japan, my R&R equals to a lot or work in the home front. Anyway, I managed to go back to my wife's hometown in little sleepy town of Akita. The nights were sometimes so clear that you could literally see thousands of stars if you looked hard enough. And I managed to see Jupiter through my small scope. Though it was only a small ball, but if you thought about it, the huge planet is a couple of millions of km away and with the naked eye, we see only a star!!!

It seems like the land has a dragon spirit there and my dad-in-law had a shrine built there. But my wife called it a snake spirit. And as you may well know, we are trying to make babies and so thinking it was a snake spirit, we went to pray there. But snake or dragon, it all does not matter as long as the spirit helps us and the family.

It actually did help if I am not wrong.... but it has to be confirmed. The story is that I was supposed to go to Osaka and start IVF treatment with my wife. So the guy gets the easy part... or the hard part.... The easy part is just having to give ehem ehem certain bodily fluids which will then be used to fertilize eggs to be placed back into the womb.... easy right? The hard part is that I actually have to pay for the damn treatment!!!!....

Anyway.... either because of the clinic's need for more money or whatever, the first try to freeze my ehem ehem... they said that the count was low.....hmmmmmmm.... a strapping young lad like me having low ahem ahem????? That means I can have many lady frens.... ahem ahem with them without the need for rubbers and not be afraid of getting them pregnant.....ok.... all you ladies out there... if any of you want to come and present a child to me and say that it is my child... be prepared to have to undergo mandatory DNA testing hor..... anyway.... so back to my ahem ehem story.....

So the next test was done and it was low also..... hmmmm beggining to be worried man.... But then we went back to the in-law's place..... did a lot of prayers in a lot of places and when we came back and tested.... it was normal.... chey.... how come like dat.... (That is also why I am demanding a recount...hahahahahaha)

So now it will be up to wifey to have her eggs taken out through a natural cycle and then after 2 cycles.... to have the eggs matched with ahem ehem and to have them fertilized. Once the feotus is formed.. it will be returned back to the womb and we will have stereo sound system with dolby sound effects and drive my mom-in-law crazy..... She already stamped her foot down and said "No stereo sound... much less dolby!!!" "Please have one child at a time"..... tooo bad babe.... I am the daddy and I say "whose your mama!!!" So it is decided that wifey will try for 2 at the same time and we will have 2 at the same time.... I also had to wrangle the dr to put 2 in because according to her... Japan prefers to insert only 1 at a time.. Screw you man... me want stereo sound with dolby man!!!

So I told her a lot of stories and a lot of reasons and she agreed that she will insert 2 feotus for me..... Take that man mom-in-law... Stereo sound baaaabbbbbyyyyyy

But seriously though, I was just wondering how come my ahem ehem was so low.... Was it because of my age.... lack of being naughty or just naturally? But it was true that I was under heavy medication during the first 2 test.... Anti biotics and other meds.... The dr that I always go to has a habbit of giving meds that are so powderful that it can kill a horse.... The good thing about it is that it cures me faster.... but the bad thing is that it really does hit you....

I am also adding a pic of my new nephew... His name is Sawada-Ishi Ibuki. Just 2 months old and a real drool machine... I mean drool machine not as in he is handsome or cool... he just drools..... hehehehehehe

Cheers and peace out for now.