The Amazing SlothMan

It is now well and truly into the New Year and no I have not made any resolutions. Many people start the year making promises they will not keep and so on, but I really cannot be bothered. Some people think....."OOooohhh I am getting fat, I need to exercise" but I will whip out my MC and say that any exercise can send me into ICU easily.

It is true u know? There was a time when me and my crazy family were in Thailand and we were catching cat fish. The size of thos mothers were BIG. At least 1.5m long!!!! And bringing them onto the jetty was a chore. I tried t once and after getting the fish in and taking the pics, I required to lie down and if I had oxygen, I would have required it too. I dread the day when we have a power outage as I live on the 10th floor and I do not have any oxygen in my home.

Many of you readers will say... "Aiya what a whoossy or chicken or whatever" but to be frank, I had 2 tumours removed from my brain. 1 was beign but the other which was stuck in my 3rd Ventricle gave mea 5% chance of having a stroke and dying. So after the op, the blood vessels in my brains are not as strong as they should be. And I should stay away from excessive exercise and anything that will make the blood ush to my brains..... (S**t.... that means the most pleasurable act of being married can also be a problem!!!!)

I whip out my medical problem as and when I feel I need the excuse, but truly, I have not been able to exercise as much as I have been able to since then. Sometimes I still suffer from excrutiating pain in the head and bad migrains too. That is why I also keep telling my little enegizer rabbit that her children may die sooner then her.

But seriously, I am a stroke potential and so even the army does not want me anymore. The neurologist said that I had a 1.5 times higher chance to have a stroke now........ uhhhh minus the 5% that I had before..... hmmmmmm..... does not make sense leh.... chey....... den why go through all the pain of having a major op and all the silly pain..... haizzzzz

Anyway, all that being aside, my fengshui master told me that this will not be that great a year for me as a monkey...... Hmmmm ok lor.... have to depend on rabbit wife for luck. She is supposed to be lucky this year. But as all things, there must be understanding and also communications.

For me, I do believe in communications and also trying to understand where the other party is coming from. For me my motto in life is do what you want others to do onto you. SO if you want other people to shit on you, then by all means start shitting on other people. But of course this does not hold true for all situations lah. I also believe in an eye for an eye lor... So if someone shits on me, I will throw the whole toilet bowl at the other person.

Anyway, enough of shits and toilet bowls.... Have a great new year guys and gals!!!!