Japan Timez

The lunatic rantings of a middle aged young guy

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Back from another trip

This is the first time in a long time my car was not in a workshop when I was overseas. I have stopped enhancing my car liao. Not worth it liao lah..... Don touch oso wan me to spend money, touch oso spend money..... And for your information, that mother son of a putrid camel with one maggot infested udder still did not own up and my front bumper still has a dent. But I know that life has karma and I know that the piece of shit dung will have his or her own just retribution. If you do not know what I am talking about, just scroll down and have a look at my previous post.

Anyway, I just got back and am now back in the office. Talk about being tired man. But this year I have been travelling a lot and seems like I will be travelling more in the very near future. My next trip will be Manila and then I will go to the Gold Coast and then when I come back, I may go to China and also Perth. And this is only for July and Aug. Heee eeee... I am getting too old for this shit...

But you will see that now I will not even be touching my car because it is already at its best and most happy state. It is 230 WHP or 250-260CrankHP and at 385 Nm Torque..... These are all pretty good figures man.... especially from a Mitsu Lancer, even though it is Ralliart. And I did not change engine or what hor.... I only tuned it up properly. A lot of people do not know what a well tuned car can do, with the ignition timing set to its best time and so on.

Anyway, I am happy as a puppy liao and do not need to do anything else. Please shoot me if I do anything hor......

Gotta goooo for now.... ciaosssssss

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

My car is cursed

Call the tang-kee.... get me a talisman..... get me a monk... my car is cursed...... No.... it is not doing a Herbie and driving by itself... but then it is always having problems..

It is not a lemon, but a few months ago, the suspension was too low and my front lip got destroyed while the car was going down a ramp in a car park. A month ago, the engine blew up because the comp ratio was too high and somehow a freak accident happened. Now just hot off the press, with my car now back to its original glory.... some freaking a-hole mother son (or daughter) of a biatch!!! worthless son (or daughter) of a rotten camel with only 1 udder banged into my front bumper causing an unsightly dent.

The big problem was that it was in a building, in a private car park. The drivers in that car park are all tenants of the office block and are either very senior managers or the directors of the companies within the building.

But my issue is that if even such rich and esteemed people are capable of hit and run and not even saying sorry, then what about the lower people? It is just like parents who show no sensibilities, then how can the children learn?

Case in point is also another incident which happened last night. Some ding dong brought a lighted cigarette into the lift I was in. I did not make any noise as he seemed to be a big time ah beng and would probably kick my shit all the way to Penang, but then how can people be of a caring society when all they think about is themselves?

If I find the mother son (or daughter) of a rabid biatch dog with only 1 udder, I will make an "impression" on that farker....... The law of the land should be simple... an eye for an eye and an ear for and ear... In this case... I do not mind it if I give the chicken little shit some dents.