Japan Timez

The lunatic rantings of a middle aged young guy

Thursday, March 15, 2007

This stinks!!!!

I had a little accident with my car the other day..... Don't worry gentle reader... It was not with a car.... or a person.... or a cat.... it was with a fish.....

Fish!!??!!

Actually it was fish soup. I was driving home from dinner at my sister's place and decided to da pau some home. But the container was not water tight lah...... so the fish soup spilled all over the place..... and now my car smells like rotted fish!!!!!

Man.... a mouthwatering dish has decidely become a eye watering fish...... I have used all kinds of sprays and odour eaters to et rid of the smell, but still have to open all my windows wide to air the car.... Although my car is really powerful, and to some people, when they sit in it, they will feel sick, now with the fish smell, they WILL feel sick!!!! Even the driver has to drive with half his face outside the window. If i do not do that, I will be hurling.... no not abuse.... my lunch and dinner and so on!!!

Any body have any idea how to get rid of the smell? I was thinking of going to some professional shop.... Maybe tomorrow lah.... now no time......

Ciaos for nows babes!!!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I'm Baaaaccccckkk

Man this year has been a really tiring year for me. I have been to Pakistan twice....(I will be having problems getting into USA liao), Bangladesh and also Philippines. At least 1 trip a month. That is a lot when you consider that I also have work waiting for me here in little old Singapore.

I will be away again next month and perhaps in May too. I am old already..... I need to rest already.

Anyway, I have travelled so much that I made Krisflyer Gold. To many this may not seem like much, but lets look at it this way, how many can travel 0ver 50k miles just to get that damn thing? It is only for a regular business traveller to be able to get these points.

I also miss my car car. I was away for over a week and so have not seen it and or felt it. This is strange as it does seem like I love my car more than my wife. I guess she will have to live with it. I believe strongly that every man has to have a passion. If the passion is the wife, then all the more lucky the wife is. However, a man can have passion for gambling, other woman and so on, and that is not too good.

Though I am travelling so much and am in so many countries, I have not once even been bothered to think about looking for someone in these countries. Yes... you may say that who will be interested in finding a Pakistani wife and or something like that. But I do know of some guys who want to have more ladies.

I met up with a very close friend and brother while I was in Bangkok for a days of rest. We were just reminiscing about a certain friend we knew before and how he has so many ladies. I think that this is a mental disease. Or a severe ego problem. I am happy with my woman. Though she is not perfect, but neither am I. So if she has to be happy with me, then I will be happy with her.

Of course there will be times when I feel and urge, but the urge can either be controlled or I will just find a commercial option to this. Imagine, having so many ladies, many of them who have also questionable pasts. What happens if u catch something?

And even if you don't, it is still not fair to the lady. She is supposed to accept you for what you are and yet she is not allowed to stray and or look at another guy. All this is really a bummer.