I am finally married

I had my wedding dinner last Sat, and it was a mass orgy. The tables were not in the order that was on the map, my recep was late and many guests brought more people than invited and I was short of seats.

But one thing though, the food was reallyquite nice though I did not have a chance to really taste it much.

Then on the 24th of October of the year 2006, I signed away my life, freedom, manlyhood and so on and was properly married to my darling M. (Doom on me man) I still remember how I was conned into this and how muc trouble I had to overcome to get to here. But the good thing and the only really good thing is that I can now officially apply for a Japanese PR status... heee hee. Be jealous guys.... I am living every guy's wet dream... while u are dreaming about the AV ger gers... I am married to one beautiful Japanese who is as pretty and as sexy... though she is not one lah... heee heee heee.... But then like I said so many times... it is not the body... it is the emotion.

Anyway... gotta go babes and guys... ciaozzzzzz

How come ah???

Many people think that just because they are getting married, they have to cure their itch. One of my frens even said that we should have a bachelor party.... think he is jus trying to get a quickie and some others.

But I really find it strange how some people can have the "Mother of all itches" just before they get married. Hey manzzzz... if you get itchy before you get married, you will be itchy again lah... so why bother to try and scratch so desperately.

For me, I am more tired than itchy, and even after marriage, I am sure that I will not be itchy.

I am sure that the 7 year itch will come, once we get into a marriage rut where nothing else is new, but then guys, if you think about it this way, if you get the itch, your wife will do so too. She will want to feel pampered, to feel wanted, to feel like she is still beautiful after she has given brith to your football team. So if you do not want her to scratch her itch outside, you better do your job too.

I will be married to a Japanese lady and Japanese ladies are known for their control fetish. Why do you think that most Japanese men want to work overtime. It is because once home, they are the slaves of their wives. I know of guys who actually recieve daily allowance from their wives. Now that is a really good reason to want to be itchy man....

But seriously lor, I know of people, not to mention names, who even after marriage want to be naughty. They use all kinds of reasons from not actually wanting to marry the lady to whatever under the sun. Even the colour of the goldfish may be a reason. But why put yourself through such anguish... Divorce lor.. Then you can play all you want lor... I know of many Ding Dongs who will never go home on time, saying that they have overtime or something like that and go to pubs to see and feel other gers. Or even some who will go to overseas on every reason and look for chicks abroad. How come ah? Such a double life will only crash on you in time to come mah. And do you know how expensive it is to get to know chicks from bars and so on?

Let me put it to you in a monetary term. I know of a guy, who goes to Pub A in a certain part of SG. He goes... "I have money, I have car" and he sets himself as a cabbage head ready to be chopped. He drinks with the girl and has to pay $100 for the night, just for drinks and a good time. This good time is of course not "The good" time. He has to visit the ger often so has to pay $100 often. Just to be able to get to "know" her. She will then come up with some sad sob story of how she is so poor thing and so on. You pay more money..... She gets to "like" you and you have to worry about her working in the Pub. You try your best to be with her more often so that she does not have to sit with other guys... Money money money.... just to tickle your fancy of having some nice thing sit near you and like you.

If you have an itch.... just scratch it lah... Pay more... go to a F*** shop and get it done... no fuss... no trouble... itch resolved. Want new "things" just go and get it lor.... Some more it will not endanger your marriage and or pocket... But of course, there are guys who get itchy often and have to go often... but then seriously lor... got the money its okay lor....

So my bachelor party was with my "brother" and some frens... a nice beach restaurant, where we had pasta and drinks, TCSS and spent the night and it was really much more fun then TCSS with some beautiful babe who will be a momentary flame in my loins... At my age... I will be lucky that the loins work properly.

But I have had a very "happy" youth, so I am not itchy... My itch has been scratched many times over till it is not itchy anymore. At this age, instead of physical well being... it is more of an emotional well being and that can only be fulfilled by one who loves you truly. And if you have found that one, then no need to scratch liao mah...

Gotta go for now manzzzzzz


Byesssss

My fren Antz

A long time ago I intro's Jewie, now I would also like to intro another fren Antzzzz. He's from the same old circle of ding dongs from Thailand. He is also one of those guys who made good of themselves after our Thai debacle.

His blog is http://antz-69.blogspot.com/ so please support him.

Anyway, since I was having such a slow day, I was reading his blog. Poor guy's car rammed someone's arse... hee hee.. jus like my previous blog was saying, BRAKES!!! dats the most important thing in a car man.

For me, my Insurance is 2.5k a yr... manzzzz. I can't afford to lose my NCD manzzzzz. Its like the insurance companies want us turbo car owners to bear all the responsibility. But lets face it lah, there are really some dicks and ding dongs on the road who either do not know how to drive or think that they own the road. People who turn into the right most lane and do it slowly, and or those who stay too close to the car in front and then when the guy in front brakes he gets it and so do you.

Of course the worst are the cabbies and the yellow cabs are the worst. They seem to think that they are driving sports cars and weave in and out or slam on their brakes and swerve through 3 lanes just to pick up passengers. There even some who after swerving block the whole left most lanes and the poor cars have to either wait for the stooopiid passenger to board or to switch lanes. There must be laws against such errant behavior. How ah LTA?

Well, as and when I have more frens to intro, I will do so... byessssss

Doom tired day

I am not sure but think that it could be the stress of finally getting married, plus stress from work and also all the other family stuff. But I am well and truly tired out. Wish I could go for a long holiday, but it seems that even that will have to wait till the end of the year.

Well, my mechanic has just advised that the "new" brakes have arrived and that they can fix it once he has collected it. Its from an Evo, so is definitely larger and better than my stock. I think brakes are important unless we wish to have our faces splashed into our windscreens and or newspapers for accidents we get ourselves into. Don care about how good your brakes are because if you can stop in time, u don have to care about the ding dong with inferior brakes crashing into your butt. His fault mah. But seriously, good brakes that will kick in to stop you when you need to is most important.

So once my impending doom.. ooopss I mean marriage is over, I will have to go for a period of overseas trips and I will put my "car car"(this is my new nickname for monster) in. At the same time, I will also change my piping to silicone... (not boob-job hor) and also the air filter. Not the ah beng types that will make a heck a lot of noise, just to make the engine breath better... stoooopiid turbo very hot lah.

I also ordered the projection headlights but will be a long time before they come in.

Then once the pipes go in, I will go for another round of "tuning".. LTA.. not to tune car car more powerful hor... to make it more fuel efficient.

Well gotta go for now.... byesss and see yassss....

Interesting friends

Due to my impending marriage (sounds like doom huh) I have been coming across all kinds of grief. I have this fren who has been my buddy for years and years now, he asked if my "wife" is going to bring her "bridesmaids" over from Japan. "Yar lor" .... Den he asked pretty or not.... aiyoooo....... pretty or not pretty oso I cannot help right? I told him that they were not dat pretty and he asked me to tell my "wife" to bring some prett girls....Eh... hello.... I am paying for them and I do not even have the right to say "yea" or "nay"..... I mean even if they are dogs.... they are my wife's best frens and people she wants to share her happy day with mah.....

The frens who come to the dinner are there to wish me good luck and happy times mah.... Kinda reminds me of the movie"Wedding Crashers" with a couple of ding dongs who specialize in going to weddings to get laid... come on lah... this is the real world man.... u wanna get laid.... throw cash on the table... I am sure that if the amount is large enough... u will get and "Indecent Proposal".

There are also others who want to know what they will get for coming to the wedding... Aiyo... come can liao lah..... Some oso cow pay cow bu why I hold it at an ulu place... well... its so dat not too many people can go mah.... Hellooooo.... I'm trying to save money horrrrrr.....

There is another guy who does not want to come to my dinner no matter what I say... he just keeps saying that he is busy... I told his boss and his boss says he can take leave and come mah... hai.... Like I said... I really do have interesting frens.......

Byesss for nowsssss

Monster is done liao

I am proud to say that with the change of rims to 17" and the addition of performance tires, monster is now officially finished. I will not change anything else and or put anything else into it. As it is, it will smoke most other cars in Singapore, even the 2.0 litres and above.

Furthermore, the body kit is so cool and the Carbon Fibre Bonnet is also very chio. As you can see from the above pics, my car is now something to show off. The other day, someone stopped beside my car and said that he liked my body kit... he he he.. you haven't seen what is under the hood mate.

My Defi meters are in, the controls and the turbo timer is tucked away under the dash. The thing you see on my steering wheel is the boost controller. Oh Ya, LTA... it is to cut off the boost and also to lower it down hor.... Not to boost it higher like those ah bengs..... The reason why is because for a 1.8, monster is already powerful enough. But the bloody fuel consumption is like 9 km per litre... heavens to ding dong.... so I am trying not to use the stock turbo.... by making the boost even smaller. Hee heee... not like some ah bengs who want to make noise.

Aiya... I am still an ah beng at heart though. Anyway, my wedding is already settled liao.... The dinner is in 21st Oct and the ROM is in 24th Oct. Please do not ask why my dinner is before the ROM. I never follow the rules and also because I did not have the luxury of getting all the right time slots. I want to follow the Fengshui master as much as possible. So that is why.

Gotta go for nows..... Ciaossssss