Lawsuits

Talking about Lawsuits... the newspapers is full of articles on how lawsuits only help those who are rich.

But seriously speaking, we are really a nation of people who love to complain, both verbally and in written form.

In my last blog, I was talking about suing the owner of a property if we fall down the steps. It happens mahhhhh. So if it happens, sue lor... but I am just quite interested in seeing someone actually suing any properties in Singapore.

But actually I think that the person who falls or hurts himself or herself in public will most probably be so ashamed that he or she will run off home and hide there. Imagine the snickers and looks we will get if we fall "PLOP!!!!" in front of everyone.... I do not think "I will sueeeeee" will be the first words out of our mouths. hehehehehe.

I think it will be "KNN.... how come the CB floor so slippery?"(Uh guys.... use your imagination hor.. I will not publish vulgar language online)

Some more after that happens... we will be suing some big corporation and if we have no resources, then we can expect to lose lah..... Waste time and money.... Sekali the cops or the property sue us back for using "KNN" so loudly in their premise.... I think we better keep quiet hor... That's why FUGLY Sinjapolean jus love to complain and cow pay cow bu and in the end, if u think about it, we really do make noise at the most inappropriate time and to the most inappropriate people about the most inappropriate things"

Just look at me and you will know lah... an old young guy who is complaining about everything under the sun..... (Like I promise hor... ramblings mah)

Byeeeee

My unlucky fren

I have a great fren who is a she... hope M is not jealous. And she has been a fren for donkey years. She told me she fell down from a flight of stairs.

She is pretty small and petite, so the thought of her rolling down a flight of stairs is pretty funny. It would be more hilarious if it were me because I am more on the pudgy side and for me to fall down the stairs will be somewhere in between an avalanche, rockslide and a mudslide.

She is complaining that she has a pain in the pelvic area.... ohhhh poor thing.

But seriously folks, falling down a flight of stairs is not a fun thing and you may end up with a broken neck. If you ever have to fall down a flight of stairs, do so in someplace crowded, scream bloody murder and also sue the pants out of the owner of the place. But of course u must make sure that you live thru the ordeal first.

神風のTaxi運転手

Nearly had a run in with a Yellow Cab. *&%&$&^%U*^&^$#$@@#$%^

How can anyone think that they can make more money by driving like a brainless moron ding dong, swerving into people's path, breaking suddenly and then rushing off without even a scant check to see if the person u cut off is not (after having recovered his wits and balls from the floor of his car) now trying to over take you.

I see no sense in getting your car hit (and if uncles think that you can claim insurance, I am sure that the insurance companies are now wiser). You will not be able to scream that it is not your fault and that other people hit you from the butt because you swerved right into his path. And the cops can't claim that he was not keeping proper distance because he was already giving ample space from the car in front until some dickhead yellow cab taxi driver swerved in.

Also there are some idiots who love to rush from point to point hoping that they can squeeze in more rides. So they will careen down small roads, tail gate u on the expressways and try to force u out of the way. Yea brainiac, I'm doing the legal speed limit plus a wee-bit (TP don catch me hor), the lanes to the side are chock a block and I can't go in..... and for your F**king info, the Taxi sign is not like the Police siren or the ambulance Siren, it is not a "GIVE WAY" authority. And further more dickshits, if you hit me in my arse, you will have to pay for my damages.... kekeke

But to be fair, there are really nice Taxi uncles around too. And they are always the luckless ones who will get complained by the Ugly Singaporean. Yes!!! You ugly Singaporean, you find the taxi queue too long, you go to the mainroad and some likewise unscrupulous taxi uncle will also pick u up... Poor idiots wait in line. And then if there is a small difference in price or complaint, you will bring it to the MP or some other big wig. Yea, we elected people into parliament so that they can hear about complaints on a taxi driver. What a nation we live in huh?

Okay..... gonna ciaos for now

日本語で行きます

僕は日本語できるから、とりあえず両方英語と日本語このBlogを書きます。僕の名前はミコビコです。おすです。

僕はある東南アジアの国に住んでいるけど、やっぱ冬があるの国が好きだ。ここで、一年中暑いし、湿度もえらい高いから、気持ちわるい。だから、うちの奥さんに来てこいをすごく言いにくいだ。ここは何かHell on earthみたいで、年中暑いだ。

多分一番良いのはNew ZealandかAustraliaかな、。僕はパースに４年間を住んだから、天気はけっこいいでした。冬の時に昼ごろはだいたい１５度ぐらい。夜と朝はさがっても５度まででしょう。しかし、一番困るのは夏。４０度を簡単に超えるから、信じられない。

I was just talking about the weather here and how it stinks, in Japanese. Its been raining almost continuosly for the past 2 weeks and when there was a break of 2 days, it was so bloody hot. Man....

The daily humidity level is over 90%. I am just wondering what happens when it hits 100%. Do we get wet just by being exposed to the air? Or can we do the breast stroke and or frog style through the air? That will be really cool huh?

But I guess that other than humidity, hot weather and the sudden and heavy rainfall, this is a realy great place to stay. There are no earthquakes, which are really earth shaking experiences, no tunamis, (but u guys better learn to swim), no volcanoes.(It would be horrible if we had a volcano because our land is so small).

But like any grumpy old man, I hate the heat!!! I prefer a place with a milder temperature.

Well gotsa do the frog style out of here... ciaos u allssss.

CNY

I think that this is like a four letter word in our modern society. That is why so many families are taking the chance to go overseas for a holiday. Gone were the days when families get together and also with the economy being so bad, many are thinking of saving money by not having to give"ang pows". Being overseas is a really good reason hor?

But seriously it is getting more expensive hor? Imagine..... giving a kid 2 bucks and he will make dirty faces at you man.... So it is $10??? Actually should give less to ensure that the next year your relatives will not come and disturb the cheapo nana uncle... good idea man.......

For me... I am planning to spend time with M and to bring her as a trophy to all my relatives..."har har... I have a Japanese Wifeyyyyyy". But then it may be a double edged sword hor? Maybe my relatives will think that since I am rich enough to have a Japanese chick, I must be rich enough to give $10 ang pows.

Haiiiii..... What should I do... show my M or pretend I am overseas... that is a big problem....

From the arse 

My Car 

Another Frontal Shot 

From the side 

My Turbo Timer 

My Meters 

My Second Blog

16th January 2006


We are well into the New Year and I am already getting tired. I think that there is just too much to do and also life really has a lot of pressures and challenges.

I'll be going to Sri Lanka at the end of the week and I do hope that there will not be too much trouble there. Well I guess that we all have to work hard for your money and mine is to travel to and from various countries to make sure that the marketing programs all work properly.

I will also be doing the final transformation of my car. It has come from being a normal Mitsubishi Lancer 2002 upwards model to something which I can only say is a half F**k
Evo. It looks cool and I will be changing the brake system this time round. I will also be adding the Cyclone for better fuel economy. Hee hee... can't afford a gas guzzler.

But seriously, a guy once said that I should be doing really well because I am driving a new car and I am busy. But what the ding dong has he been doing?


Anyway, back to my car. Its really fun to do all the mods and so on and it does not really take all that much money. If you do a bit at a time and slowly change the things.... and for all u LTA watchdogs out there, I am NOT making any mods to enhance perfomrance!!!! then personally I think that it is okay.

I mean there are guys out there who spend tons of money on babes, be it the "chicken" types or the "ger fren" type. Some spend their money on gambling, booze and so on. So for me it is my car and of course my darling M.

For me, I will rather spend time with one lady, love her and be with her. It may be boring and there may be an urge to scratch once in a while, but then if you think about it, having her scratch it is free of charge, and also you will not feel any guilt whatsoever.

I am in the opinion, 1) Do onto others what you would others do onto you. Meaning that if you wish someone to be nice to you, you have to be genuinely nice to the other person. And this also means that if you do not wish your loved one to stray, then you should not stray.
2) You do not need a new mate or someone to scratch your dick, because it is safer and also cheaper. Who else can scratch it day in and day out for you?

So you dickheads out there who think that you should try to have as many ladies as you can, well enjoy yourselves because I am happy as I am.

My First Blog (5th Jan 2006)

My Goodness is it 2006 already? And I was just starting to get used to 2005.

Do not worry, this will not be a blog of any racial insinuations and or sexual prejudice...... Boring huh???!!?? But if it doesn't suit, you, then to hell with you...hehehehehehehehehehe

As I was saying 2005 was a great but also bad year. Met the greatest lady of my life and also had to go for a prostrate op at the age of 37??!!! It was real fun to see the reaction of the specialist here. He was going..."Are you sure the stone is in the prostate??"......"OOOOOOooohhhh yea.... Its is the prostate alright!!"

So what else is new brainiac!!

Getting it out was kinda of easy, just poke thru the pee hole with a huge tube and go into the prostate from there. But man, that cathether hurt like the mother ding dong when it was in. Could not even pee straight. But the of course when it came out... could not pee straight for a few days too due to the hole being so big and also because it hurt like a son of a b**ch.

Then I started to have post op side effects like nausea, lack of energy and so on. Man... what the hell did they put me on??? I have been throwing up almost every meal since the op and now I have lost almost 10kgs. Guys and Girls... if you wish to lose weight, forget the slimming programs, the exercise and so on. Just go have an op...hehehehehehehe

It got so bad that I had to consult another specialist (gastro this time) and he wanted to scope me. Having had the unfortunate experience of being scoped before, I choose the pussy way out and asked to be knocked out.. Hey I can't help it if I can't swallow the stupid cam and not try to throw it out right?

BIG MISTAKE man... too much GA in the system and so now feel worse.. Though the doc said that my prob is not due to GA... What does he know right?

Well, back to new year.... My resolution for the year of 2006..... not sure yet.... will have to get back on this.

Gotta run for now...