Interesting friends

Due to my impending marriage (sounds like doom huh) I have been coming across all kinds of grief. I have this fren who has been my buddy for years and years now, he asked if my "wife" is going to bring her "bridesmaids" over from Japan. "Yar lor" .... Den he asked pretty or not.... aiyoooo....... pretty or not pretty oso I cannot help right? I told him that they were not dat pretty and he asked me to tell my "wife" to bring some prett girls....Eh... hello.... I am paying for them and I do not even have the right to say "yea" or "nay"..... I mean even if they are dogs.... they are my wife's best frens and people she wants to share her happy day with mah.....

The frens who come to the dinner are there to wish me good luck and happy times mah.... Kinda reminds me of the movie"Wedding Crashers" with a couple of ding dongs who specialize in going to weddings to get laid... come on lah... this is the real world man.... u wanna get laid.... throw cash on the table... I am sure that if the amount is large enough... u will get and "Indecent Proposal".

There are also others who want to know what they will get for coming to the wedding... Aiyo... come can liao lah..... Some oso cow pay cow bu why I hold it at an ulu place... well... its so dat not too many people can go mah.... Hellooooo.... I'm trying to save money horrrrrr.....

There is another guy who does not want to come to my dinner no matter what I say... he just keeps saying that he is busy... I told his boss and his boss says he can take leave and come mah... hai.... Like I said... I really do have interesting frens.......

Byesss for nowsssss