How come ah???

Many people think that just because they are getting married, they have to cure their itch. One of my frens even said that we should have a bachelor party.... think he is jus trying to get a quickie and some others.

But I really find it strange how some people can have the "Mother of all itches" just before they get married. Hey manzzzz... if you get itchy before you get married, you will be itchy again lah... so why bother to try and scratch so desperately.

For me, I am more tired than itchy, and even after marriage, I am sure that I will not be itchy.

I am sure that the 7 year itch will come, once we get into a marriage rut where nothing else is new, but then guys, if you think about it this way, if you get the itch, your wife will do so too. She will want to feel pampered, to feel wanted, to feel like she is still beautiful after she has given brith to your football team. So if you do not want her to scratch her itch outside, you better do your job too.

I will be married to a Japanese lady and Japanese ladies are known for their control fetish. Why do you think that most Japanese men want to work overtime. It is because once home, they are the slaves of their wives. I know of guys who actually recieve daily allowance from their wives. Now that is a really good reason to want to be itchy man....

But seriously lor, I know of people, not to mention names, who even after marriage want to be naughty. They use all kinds of reasons from not actually wanting to marry the lady to whatever under the sun. Even the colour of the goldfish may be a reason. But why put yourself through such anguish... Divorce lor.. Then you can play all you want lor... I know of many Ding Dongs who will never go home on time, saying that they have overtime or something like that and go to pubs to see and feel other gers. Or even some who will go to overseas on every reason and look for chicks abroad. How come ah? Such a double life will only crash on you in time to come mah. And do you know how expensive it is to get to know chicks from bars and so on?

Let me put it to you in a monetary term. I know of a guy, who goes to Pub A in a certain part of SG. He goes... "I have money, I have car" and he sets himself as a cabbage head ready to be chopped. He drinks with the girl and has to pay $100 for the night, just for drinks and a good time. This good time is of course not "The good" time. He has to visit the ger often so has to pay $100 often. Just to be able to get to "know" her. She will then come up with some sad sob story of how she is so poor thing and so on. You pay more money..... She gets to "like" you and you have to worry about her working in the Pub. You try your best to be with her more often so that she does not have to sit with other guys... Money money money.... just to tickle your fancy of having some nice thing sit near you and like you.

If you have an itch.... just scratch it lah... Pay more... go to a F*** shop and get it done... no fuss... no trouble... itch resolved. Want new "things" just go and get it lor.... Some more it will not endanger your marriage and or pocket... But of course, there are guys who get itchy often and have to go often... but then seriously lor... got the money its okay lor....

So my bachelor party was with my "brother" and some frens... a nice beach restaurant, where we had pasta and drinks, TCSS and spent the night and it was really much more fun then TCSS with some beautiful babe who will be a momentary flame in my loins... At my age... I will be lucky that the loins work properly.

But I have had a very "happy" youth, so I am not itchy... My itch has been scratched many times over till it is not itchy anymore. At this age, instead of physical well being... it is more of an emotional well being and that can only be fulfilled by one who loves you truly. And if you have found that one, then no need to scratch liao mah...

Gotta go for now manzzzzzz


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