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The lunatic rantings of a middle aged young guy

Monday, May 15, 2006

My Car's Transformation

My car has become a truly half f**k Evo. I changed the extractor, the pulley, the cables, the sparks, the muffler and so on. Now the car is so powerful, that I do not need to step too hard on the accelerator because it is now really light. A slight step and the flies. Ram it down and the rocket takes off.

But of course, it is no where near a real Evo and for LTA's information hor, it is all street legal hor.... we brought it for certification liao.

I guess that for most guys, they either spend their money on booze, chicks or gambling or cars. For me, it is the car.

Now instead of a roar, it growls menacingly. My air filter is that of an Evo, so at 3,000rpm, it literally roars. Then with the new extractor, it growls even at low rpms. The catalyc converter is also high performance one, so it makes the air go through better. There is a cyclone in the air pipe and the muffler is a Remus. It positively growls. I am not like some Ah Bengs who have great big pipes that announces the presence of their cars from a mile a way. I would prefer mine to creep up to you, growl and leave and you would be left going "What the F**k was that???"

But to be frank, there is no need to speed in Sg. Even with speed, there is no space. But then it is every guy's wet dream to have a power machine. Mine is a power machine in sheep's clothing because now people will never know what the car is.

So I am having my wet dream and enjoying. And for the cops and LTA, there is nothing illegal about my mods hor.

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