Hard Learned Lessions

The rule will be that whenever you take over a place and are there for the first time, you should bring all the necessities like toilet paper, wet tissues, water, and so on. The reason is because even if you buy a second hand home, your "new" home will be lacking in a few things.

The same thing happened to me the other day. I was there waiting for the gas and the electricity people to come and set up the power and gas. First of all, it is all already connected, so why the bloody ding dong does the owner have to be there? The next thing is that since there is no power, there can be no air con and there is not fan and or any other thing in the house. So I am waiting there like a dong dong hoping that the guys will come.

The DOOM on me... the pangs of stomach pains started... Oh SHIT I have to shit... looking into the toilet..... there is no toilet paper.... Ohhhhhhh Shhhiiiiitttt!!!! And there was no water so I could not wash.... DOOOOMMM on me stupid Mikey..... Luckily... the guy who sold me the house had disposable table tops.... you know the mats that you use to lay below the plates so that any shit drops on the table tops and not on the valuable 1k plus dollar table? And these were made from paper... so I had to revert back to the experiences of NS.... man.... that name brings back some memories.... (not saying good or bad hor)

So tear... tear .... tear...... wipe wipe wip.... man.... the chinese call it "err sing" the ang moh call it obnoxious... I call it simply disgusting....

That god for painfully learned expeirences.

Then Halleluyahhhhh! The guys comes and turns on the water.... mannnnn..... though the water may be NEW Water or from Johor... it has never felt better....

So ladies and gentlemen, please bring along all the necessities so that you can have a comfortable time in your new house.